Saturday, December 29, 2007

Redefining Christmas

Christmas, n.
1. A never-ending supply of vacuuming, trash, recycling and chocolate.
2. A semi-religious holiday with pagan origins loosely tied to the celebration of Jesus's birth.
3. A day of rest between mega-sales.

Friday, December 14, 2007


Perfection isn't good enough because it leaves no room to be human.